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\u00abEste cuerpo que tanto le da risa a mi esposo,\u00bb continu\u00e9, dejando que cada palabra retumbara en el bocina, \u00abse levanta a las cinco de la ma\u00f1ana a darle de comer al beb\u00e9, a limpiar el tiradero de la casa, a trabajar ocho horas seguidas para pagar la hipoteca de esta casa donde hoy estamos festejando, y a mantener a flote a esta familia mientras Carl se daba el lujo de “descansar y reencontrarse a s\u00ed mismo”.\u00bb<\/p>\n

Para ese momento, Carl estaba rojo como un tomate, desencajado y sudando de la verg\u00fcenza. Intent\u00f3 balbucear algo, de soltar un chiste flojo para aligerar el ambiente, pero las palabras se le atoraron en la garganta. Varios de los invitados se miraban entre s\u00ed impactados; un par de mis amigas empezaron a aplaudir con fuerza y los dem\u00e1s prefirieron bajar la mirada, aplastados por la humillaci\u00f3n en la que \u00e9l solo se hab\u00eda metido.<\/p>\n

\u00abAs\u00ed que, Carl,\u00bb dije acerc\u00e1ndome a \u00e9l y poni\u00e9ndole el micr\u00f3fono casi en la cara, \u00absi de verdad quieres una esposa que tenga tiempo de ir al gimnasio todos los d\u00edas, de tomar clases de baile en tacones y de pasar horas arregl\u00e1ndose frente al espejo, la f\u00f3rmula es facil\u00edsima: cons\u00edguete un trabajo de tiempo completo, entra a la cocina a lavar los platos, cambia pa\u00f1ales a media noche y lib\u00e9rame del peso de mantenerte para que yo pueda tener tiempo para m\u00ed.\u00bb
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