{"id":13558,"date":"2026-11-01T20:26:57","date_gmt":"2026-11-01T20:26:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/viejitasperobonitas.xyz\/?p=13558"},"modified":"2026-11-01T20:26:57","modified_gmt":"2026-11-01T20:26:57","slug":"13558","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/viejitasperobonitas.xyz\/?p=13558","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/viejitasperobonitas.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/854710643_122146340409068740_5882368320223903263_n-3-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-13556\" srcset=\"https:\/\/viejitasperobonitas.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/854710643_122146340409068740_5882368320223903263_n-3-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/viejitasperobonitas.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/854710643_122146340409068740_5882368320223903263_n-3.jpg 526w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><br \/>\nEntr\u00f3 a la cocina como un torbellino, pero se detuvo en seco al verme.<\/p>\n<p>Yo no llevaba delantal. No hab\u00eda sartenes en el fuego ni vapor saliendo de la cafetera. Estaba sentada al centro de la mesa de madera noble, con las manos enguantadas entrelazadas, bebiendo t\u00e9 negro de un termo met\u00e1lico que hab\u00eda tra\u00eddo conmigo.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014\u00bfQu\u00e9 significa esto? \u2014pregunt\u00f3 Ren\u00e9e, frunciendo el ce\u00f1o con una mezcla de sorpresa e indignaci\u00f3n\u2014. \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 est\u00e1s vestida as\u00ed? \u00bfY el desayuno?<\/p>\n<p>En ese momento apareci\u00f3 Daniel por la puerta lateral, ajust\u00e1ndose apresuradamente la corbata de seda, con el rostro abultado por el sue\u00f1o.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014Mam\u00e1, \u00bfqu\u00e9 pasa? \u2014reclam\u00f3 \u00e9l, mirando la estufa apagada\u2014. Tengo una reuni\u00f3n de negocios con un cliente de log\u00edstica a las ocho y media. Te dej\u00e9 tres camisas en la lavander\u00eda para que las plancharas con vapor. \u00a1No puedo llegar con la ropa arrugada!<\/p>\n<p>Me tom\u00e9 un sorbo pausado de t\u00e9, saboreando el silencio tenso que llen\u00f3 la habitaci\u00f3n. Dej\u00e9 la taza sobre el plato de porcelana con un chasquido limpio y los mir\u00e9 fijamente a los dos.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014No hay desayuno. No hay loncheras. Y tus camisas, Daniel, se quedar\u00e1n arrugadas exactamente como tu car\u00e1cter.<\/p>\n<p>Ren\u00e9e solt\u00f3 una carcajada burlona, cruz\u00e1ndose de brazos:<\/p>\n<p>\u2014\u00bfAhora te dio por ponerte en huelga, anciana? Si te vas a comportar como una chiflada berrinchuda, te advierto que se nos acaba la paciencia. Daniel y yo ya estamos bastante cansados de tus ma\u00f1as. 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