{"id":13707,"date":"2026-11-05T01:15:49","date_gmt":"2026-11-05T01:15:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/viejitasperobonitas.xyz\/?p=13707"},"modified":"2026-11-05T01:15:49","modified_gmt":"2026-11-05T01:15:49","slug":"13707","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/viejitasperobonitas.xyz\/?p=13707","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/viejitasperobonitas.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/888416235_1788623248929209_7651713378382983619_n-1-241x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"241\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-13706\" srcset=\"https:\/\/viejitasperobonitas.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/888416235_1788623248929209_7651713378382983619_n-1-241x300.jpg 241w, https:\/\/viejitasperobonitas.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/888416235_1788623248929209_7651713378382983619_n-1-822x1024.jpg 822w, https:\/\/viejitasperobonitas.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/888416235_1788623248929209_7651713378382983619_n-1-768x957.jpg 768w, https:\/\/viejitasperobonitas.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/888416235_1788623248929209_7651713378382983619_n-1.jpg 912w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 241px) 100vw, 241px\" \/><br \/>\nTom\u00e9 un sorbo de caf\u00e9 y lo mir\u00e9 a los ojos, sin quitarme el gorro.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014No. Y no le voy a poner nada.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014\u00bfDe qu\u00e9 hablas? \u2014frunci\u00f3 el ce\u00f1o, molesto\u2014. Hoy tengo que ir al taller y luego a comer con unos clientes del despacho. Arr\u00e9glalo r\u00e1pido, no tengo tiempo para tus panchos.<\/p>\n<p>Antes de que pudiera responderle, se escucharon las pantuflas de Eleanor bajando a toda prisa por la escalera. Ven\u00eda con la bata abierta, la cara desencajada y el celular pegado a la oreja.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014\u00a1Daniel! \u00a1El cardi\u00f3logo me cancel\u00f3 el env\u00edo de mis pastillas para la presi\u00f3n! Me mandaron un mensaje diciendo que la tarjeta platino fue reportada como cancelada por el titular. \u00a1Y la farmacia de la esquina me rebot\u00f3 el cargo domiciliado! \u2014se gir\u00f3 hacia m\u00ed, apunt\u00e1ndome con un dedo tembloroso y chillando\u2014. \u00a1T\u00fa! \u00bfQu\u00e9 chingados hiciste con la tarjeta? \u00a1Te dije que para seguir viviendo bajo este techo ten\u00edas que obedecer, no jugar a las venganzas baratas!<\/p>\n<p>Cerr\u00e9 mi laptop con un chasquido suave, me levant\u00e9 de la silla y me quit\u00e9 el gorro de lana, dejando al descubierto mi cabeza totalmente afeitada. Los dos se quedaron mudos un segundo por el impacto visual.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014Bajo mi techo, Eleanor \u2014solt\u00e9 con una voz tan tranquila que los congel\u00f3\u2014. Esta casa es m\u00eda. El terreno lo compr\u00e9 yo, la hipoteca la liquid\u00e9 yo el a\u00f1o pasado y las escrituras est\u00e1n \u00fanica y exclusivamente a mi nombre porque nos casamos por bienes separados, \u00bfo ya se te olvid\u00f3, Daniel?<\/p>\n<p>El rostro de mi marido se puso blanco como el papel.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014Sof\u00eda, c\u00e1lmate, est\u00e1s exagerando&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"btn-continue\" <a href=\"https:\/\/viejitasperobonitas.xyz\/?p=13708 \">Contin\u00faa en la p\u00e1gina siguiente<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tom\u00e9 un sorbo de caf\u00e9 y lo mir\u00e9 a los ojos, sin quitarme el gorro. \u2014No. Y no le voy a poner nada. \u2014\u00bfDe qu\u00e9 hablas? \u2014frunci\u00f3&#8230; 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